It's kind of a funny story...

I walked in the kitchen the other morning and my daughter was jumping up and down on a picture. She then ran off crying. When I asked her what was wrong she said she couldn't jump into the picture.

It's kind of a funny story...

my grandfather is a big guy tht saw me and my brothers on the trampoline and decided he wanted to get on to so he started bouncing and soon couldnt stop so my brothers say i got u jump and he does but only for them t step out the way wen they realized they could not catch him

It's kind of a funny story...

Seriously, my friend pronounces the word "both" as "bolth." What a freakin' dope, right?

It's kind of a funny story...

My daughter who is a toddler was trying to say the alphabet today and she said J, K, L, "and then" O, P... She thought it was "and then" instead of "M, N". I LOLed.

It's kind of a funny story...

I literally stepped on a toy and basically skateboarded down about 20 steps and landed without getting injured. I couldn't believe it and yelled, "Did anybody see that?" and then I turned around and walked straight into the wall and bloodied my nose. I guess I was still disoriented.

It's kind of a funny story...

I was hunting for mushrooms and I stepped in a huge fresh cow patty. It covered my shoes and went down into my socks. It was disgusting!

It's kind of a funny story...

My wife accidentally took a big drink from the wrong cup, which was full of two day old milk. Yuck!

It's kind of a funny story...

I put the hammer in the refrigerator and was half way to the shed carrying a gallon of milk before I realized what I was doing.

It's kind of a funny story...

I was trying to put together a trampoline and realized I had done the whole dang thing backwards. Had to start over.

It's kind of a funny story...

Im still sitting next to Jordan and Danny. And Jordan thinks I couldnt be happier. Buuuut, yeahh.