Trampoline
April 5th, 2010
It's kind of a funny story...
I was trying to put together a trampoline and realized I had done the whole dang thing backwards. Had to start over.
Funny Looking Poop
March 18th, 2010
It's kind of a funny story...
There was only one poop that came out this morning and the way it squeezed out made it look like a tiny brown unicorn.
Impressing a Girl
March 4th, 2010
It's kind of a funny story...
I tried to impress this girl I had a big crush on. We went ice skating. It was the first time I had ever ice skated. I was doing pretty well for a while and then all of the sudden, BAM! I slipped and landed directly on my chin, chipping a tooth and gashing my chin open. The girl I had a crush on had to help me off the ice. I bled all over her sweatshirt and pants. I don't think she was very impressed.
Cat in the Dryer
March 3rd, 2010
It's kind of a funny story...
Okay, so this isn't funny at all. Our cat jumped into the dryer when my wife was looking. She did a full load of laundry, not knowing he was in there. It killed me. Everybody we tell that story to busts out laughing. Do you think it's funny?
A Big Fight
March 3rd, 2010
It's kind of a funny story...
My wife and I got into a huge fight because I found someone else's underwear in our laundry. I felt like a complete idiot when she reminded me that they were mine and she got them for me one Valentine's Day. Doh!
Choked Fish
March 2nd, 2010
It's kind of a funny story...
My gar choked while trying to swallow another fish. I found both of them floating in the water, dead as a hammer. What a way to die. I wonder what was going through that fish's mind when he bit the big one.
Different Shoes
March 2nd, 2010
It's kind of a funny story...
I didn't notice I had on one navy blue shoe and one black shoe until my coworker told me at lunch! How embarrassing!