Looks Like Poop
I dropped a bunch of chocolate covered peanuts in the seat on our trip. They melted and stuck to my butt and I had no idea. I walked into Zaxby's and several people looked at my weird. I had no idea until I got back to the car and saw the melted chocolate on the seat. Then I checked my pants and sure enough it looked just like I had crapped my pants. There was a big chunky brown streak right where my crack is.
Posted Monday, January 25th, 2010 at 10:08 pm